Quotes of Men

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  1. Bruno

    Bruno Administrator Staff Member

    Not strictly a famous quote, but something many men have said.

    My colleague is in a real relationship for the first time and reality is sinking in. He told me:

    " there are three things they tell you: i didn't say that. You didn't tell me, and of course I'm right"

    I said yep, we'v all said thevsame thing you are saying. Welcome to the rest of your life
     
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  2. Bruno

    Bruno Administrator Staff Member

    We were talking about this at work when my colleague suddenly joked: i suddenly know why we can't seem to get a baby.
     
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  3. geezer

    geezer Member

    " We see the wisdom of Solon's remark, that no more good must be attempted than a nation can bear."
    Thoma Jefferson
     
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  4. geezer

    geezer Member

    " Lonely people talking to each other can make each lonelier. "
    Lillian Hellman
     
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  5. cangooner

    cangooner New Member

    "Crazy is a term of art. Insane is a term of law. Remember that and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble" - Hunter S Thompson
     
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  6. geezer

    geezer Member

    "Love is the source of every virtue in you and of every deed that deserves punishment."
    Dante Alighieri
     
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  7. geezer

    geezer Member

    " Spring is sprung, grass is riz, where last year's careless driver iz"
    Burma Shave
     
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  8. geezer

    geezer Member

    " He's the kind of guy that can brighten a room by leaving it."
    Milton Berle
     
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  9. geezer

    geezer Member

    " Misquotations are the only quotations never misquoted "
    Hesketh Pearson
     
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  10. geezer

    geezer Member

    " The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute."
    William Fulbright
     
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  11. geezer

    geezer Member

    Said by a character in a novel...Can anyone relate?

    " Yeah, Sure, Sure. Back in the old days, when you had to walk to school, through the snow, in the boiling heat, uphill both ways, barefoot, carrying your clay tablet along with a sharp stylus through the rain and---------"

    ~Richard
     
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  12. geezer

    geezer Member

    " Its never too late to have a happy childhood"
    anon.
     
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  13. geezer

    geezer Member

    " Psychoanalysis is the disease it purports to cure "

    Karl Kraus
     
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  14. geezer

    geezer Member

    " Were it not for psychoanalysis, people would have to face real life with money in their pocket "
    Anon
     
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